My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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