I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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