I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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