Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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