we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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