problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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