tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
