i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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