Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
