lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
