I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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