But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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