I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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