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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's never too late to be topless.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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