Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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