just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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