The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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