He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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