so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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