I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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