Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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