We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the day after is always just damage control
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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