Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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