I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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