Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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