My room smells like vodka and shame
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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