Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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