man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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