Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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