It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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