i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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