No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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