spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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