Nicole vs. Life
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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