glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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