that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
the raccoons are back...
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