By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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