I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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