I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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