So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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