Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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