she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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