This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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