no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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