I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im holly from the hills drunk
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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