drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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