Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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