I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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