sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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