Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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