I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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