you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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