Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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