i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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