i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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