I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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