He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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